Which Food Freak Are You?
No need to dress up this Halloween. Our obsession with fresh living food means we’re already living our freakiest lives. Food freaks are all around us. You know them, or maybe you are one. Join us on social & tell us which food freak you are.
1. GARDEN WITCH
These enchanting folks can brew up compost cocktails, talk to their kale, and cast protective spells so their plant-children may thrive.
2. CHEESE FIEND
These ghoulish gourmands go to the ends of the earth to get genuine gouda to gobble with guests. Don’t get in their way of their beloved burrata, or you’ll bemoan it.
3. BATTY-BAKER
Don’t dare interrupt the artist when it’s bread baking time. There's an intricate process, recipe, and gut feeling to making bread so tread lightly into the kitchen because they love their bread knives.
4. MAD SCIENTIST
These tinkerers are always in their lab cooking up some new frankenstein concoction, and looking for guinea pigs. You haven’t vomited yet, which boosts their confidence.
5. MEAT EATER
Stovetop to firepit, these aficionados can cook meat to their desired perfection and what to pair it with. Better skip dinner if they’re serving liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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